Woman 1: I’m sorry I couldn’t come to hear your paper.
Woman 2: Yeah, that’s what a lot of people say.
Woman 1: No, really. I wanted to come, but I was asleep.
Woman 2: Oh, that’s even better.
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Woman: (walking down a hall and then abruptly turning) I think I’m disoriented.
Man behind her: (who also turns and laughs) Well, that should teach me. I’m following you thinking you know where you’re going.
